What not to do

failgineer:

>try to learn German while high as a kite

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Not unless “I eat the bread.” starts trending.

Posted on August 27, 2014

Reblogged from: Don't even

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What not to do

>try to learn German while high as a kite

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best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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if you don't mind my asking, how did you go about getting t? - Anonymous

I made an appointment with a trans-friendly, University Hospital and they asked some questions, did some bloodwork, and gave me the prescription. Now I just go once very other week for a shot.

http://notactuallyaduck.tumblr.com/post/95706180398/seriously-guys-one-of-my-favorite-things-to-do-is

notactuallyaduck:

Seriously guys one of my favorite things to do is see friends and I am just so fucking excited for this Kansas trip you have no idea it’s like Christmas and I’m going to be hella surprised if I’m going to be able to sleep tonight and I still have like 6 days until I leave and it’s not fair that I…

Aaaaaah

loser alien creature

loser alien creature

sleppu:

hey *leans against wall* wanna ship our ocs *slips and falls*

*picks you up awkwardly* oh jeez, uhm, yes. yes, I do.

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

woahoakley:

simmerful:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

reblogging out of curiosity

what

magebirb:

Oh yeah he loves his sweater.

When your boyfriend won’t let you get a dog, get passive aggressive

Posted on August 24, 2014

Reblogged from: Salmons Repeating

Source: magebirb

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