May 2012
2 posts
digitalduckie asked: You. Are. Beautiful.
April 2012
21 posts
Alas, I knew thee well.
That last scrap of professionalism I had left before I found the steam chat app for my phone…
so much for being a model employee. bitches can’t keep me down.
I love myself so much...
digitalduckie:
But what to do about it?
OH! I KNOW!
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goddamit Duckie…
How your crush will respond to your 'love... →
digitalduckie:
hey-giffy:
smellestine:
beesmygod:
whaoanon:
yaoiguai:
enia: “I like you!”
Crush: “Are you an idiot?”
oh
shad: “I like you!”
Crush: “Then let’s do it.”
sounds about right
Jordin: “I like you!” Crush: “Liar.”
AHAHAHA YEP
Ellen: “I like you!”
Crush: “Sorry, but you’re not cute enough.”
HAHAHA WOW this could not be anymore wrong
Giffy: I like you!
Crush:...
slimmeroo replied to your post: Uhhhnnghhhdlknffff SIGH if I was home I’d pester you for RP but I’m at the library atm with shitty laptop internet and it can’t handle steam….
UNFORGIVABLE
kidding, kidding. I’ll just chinhands watch you from here u_u
Uhhhnnghhhdlknffff
stuck at home taking care of my sick brother all day.
NOT ACCUSTOMED TO HAVING ENOUGH FREE TIME IN ONE DAY TO BE BORED.
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
nuderefsarebest asked: Dear person I like,
Anonymous asked: "Dear past me,
digitalduckie asked: Dear best friend~
slimmeroo asked: Dear person I hate,
I will write about the following, leave one in my...
digitalduckie:
slimmeroo:
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
I am bored, please leave me these things!! Savior #ask meme if you don’t want to see...
comradewodka replied to your post: my friends. ...
suckaaaaa
my friends.
excess is not rebellion.: My boyfriend →
mrtopbanana:
stayed up all night and drank with his friends. And I was upset with him when we both went to work this morning. I know its the only way he knows how to deal when his anxiety gets to be too much. He apologized and told me he loved me. He came home from work around 2 and was super tired from not…
these two are my best friends in the whole world and their awesome and beautiful...
March 2012
39 posts
Single Moms Only: freeze right now and take a... →
slimmeroo:
mynameismad:
thegoodsonisbad:
limeindacoconut:
mr-stopandthink:
thesanityclause:
snazzy-lemon:
airinn:
mimucryingalonewithyolo:
penotbutter:
goldfishstreet:
do not move do not smooth your hair do not put down what…
I look like a hooker dumbass.
That person who followed you since you were a... →
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